I’ll tell you in a minute. I want to enjoy the suspense a little bit first.
Tyler Hoechlin attends the premiere of Warner Bros. Pictures and Legendary Pictures’ ‘300: Rise Of An Empire’
Sheriff Stilinski & Deputy Parrish kicking oni’s ass (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ
I feel like I’m in a relationship with Max. He’ll come to me and be like, ‘Jesus, how bloated are you today? For fuck’s sake, do a crunch!’ I’m like, ‘Who are you, dude?! Shut up!’ And Zooey will be like, ‘Get off his back!’ and Max will fire back, ‘He’s popping out of those jeans like a sausage!’
Kendall selfie via maximumpop
“There are a couple of things I want to impart to ladies who want to be in comedy: One, you don’t have to be weird or be quirky to get your job done. And two, comedy skill is not sexually transmittable. You do not have to sleep with a comedian to learn what you’re doing. Male comedians will not like that advice, but it is the truth.” - Tina Fey