comfemgem:

Google Dadjokes

I think the universe is trying to tell me something and I’m finally ready to listen. I’m just not the man I thought I was.

(Source: gusfringg)

This guy has some of the best investment ideas I’ve ever heard in my life.

(Source: dailypawnee)

creaseintime:

are you ready to get

dylanobrio:

make me choose ♛ shelleylhennig asked

teen wolf or pretty little liars

voiddvlan:

misslydiaamartin:

she. smacked. his. butt.

and. in. response. he. kissed. her. cheek.

(Source: twdailygraphics)

ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am


ARTIST: Fall Out Boy
SONG: Fame < Infamy
ALBUM: Infinity On High

(Source: alarmcrock)

The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation With At a Party

(Source: suckitnerds)